The New Fascism = Dickiness

The New Fascism is neither a political system nor an economic system—Fascism is a state of mind. It just happens to be the state of mind of a pimply adolescent boy who has just discovered his dick.

Compare.

The fascist:

·         disdains weakness,

·         exalts charismatic leadership,

·         longs to give or receive unswerving, unquestioning loyalty,

·         engages in paranoia,

·         perceives conspiracies,

·         assigns women to secondary roles,

·         seeks absolutes,

·         locates the cause of failure with others.

The adolescent boy:

·         disdains weakness,

·         exalts charismatic leadership,

·         longs to give or receive unswerving, unquestioning loyalty,

·         engages in paranoia,

·         perceives conspiracies,

·         assigns women to secondary roles,

·         seeks absolutes,

·         locates the cause of failure with others.

 

Get it?

 

At some moment between 12 and 14, a healthy boy discovers his dick. He grows fascinated.

 

Testosterone!  Great stuff!

 

The boy asks: Why doesn’t everyone worship my marvelous dick? What could be better or more important than my amazing dick?

 

This is all normal and would be a laugh, except that the new 15 is 25. The fascist mind is becoming a social norm.

 

Welcome to Dickiness, the New Fascism, a social order based on wet-dreams of power imagined by acne-ridden boys.

 

Cripes, how we wish they’d just get laid.

 

—The Cassandrist

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